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Deflating an EGO.

A friend of mine had finally been hired for a position with the United States Postal Service that was then operated under the patronage of Civil Service.  He concluded that, if he worked hard and demonstrated a willingness to learn everything he could, his future would be secured.

Like all new-hires, he was assigned to the night tour of duty.  He reported to the Supervisor and was told to empty all of the canvas bags that contained assorted parcels onto a conveyor belt where other workers were sorting them to the correct bins for distribution.

Working up a sweat, he made quick work of emptying all the bags.  Intent on making a good impression on the Supervisor, he asked what he could do next to help move the mail. He was told to unload a truck that was backed up to the platform, full of other bags containing more parcels.

When the truck was empty, another Supervisor told him to roll the float full of bags inside and dump the parcels onto the conveyor belt.  These orders were repeated throughout his tour of duty, and as soon as he completed one task, another would be waiting.  When all the parcels had been dumped and sorted, he was told to clock out.

Each night during his first three months, his duties were the same-old, same-old. He rationalized that the job that he had been assigned was critical to the smooth operation, and that he had been hand-picked because of his obvious intelligence and devotion to his job.

He gradually became more adept at assuring the parcels were unloaded and dumped as per his instructions, and that he hardly had to ask any questions as to what to do next.

His ability to do the assigned work with minimal supervision led him to believe that he was an essential part of the entire Postal operation. Thus, it was during his six month evaluation period that he approached his immediate Supervisor with the question:

“Tomorrow is my Wife’s and My anniversary.  Do you think you can get along without me if I carry her to dinner and a movie tomorrow night?”

The Supervisor’s reply was immediate, “I KNOW DAMNED WELL WE CAN.”

My friend’s ego actually made a noise as it deflated.

Demijon

Down is the only route when the wind is taken from our sails.   Dj.

February 28th, 2010 Posted by demijon | Uncategorized | no comments

A Night Out.

In the 1950′s, there was very little entertainment in the home of newly married couples and especially the ones with small children.  It was not feasible for them to hire a babysitter for a night out since the family income was limited to one paycheck.  It was more or less  accepted that the mother would keep the home-fires burning and to care for the children while the husband earned their daily bread.

Television was in its infancy and was cost prohibitive for most young couples.  There was, however, a source of entertainment available to them that would not break the bank.  This was the local Drive-In Theater.

Most of these theaters would set aside one night as family night with an admission of $1.00 per car load.  It was not unusual for two families to pool their resources, pack a picnic supper, and load the children into an available Station Wagon for a double-feature at the Starlite Drive In.

Most drive-ins included a play area, with swings, rocking horses, etc,  just in front of the huge screen and well away from the roads that led to the elevated ramps.  The families usually arrived early and while the mother fixed the sandwiches and drinks, the fathers supervised the children in the play area.

The theater provided music for the early-birds and announced over the speakers placed on posts beside the cars, just how much time was left before the movies would begin.  This gave everyone time to play, eat their supper and prepare the beds in back for the youngest children without missing any of the action.

As a general rule, the program began with a Pathe  Newsreel, followed by brief bits of coming attractions, a cartoon and, of course, chapter 6 of “Jungle Jim and the Headhunters.”

The tired children were asleep by the time the feature movie began.  This was  usually a drama followed by either a Western or another Action picture.  Is there anywhere today that two families can enjoy more that two hours of entertainment for a total of $1.00?

Alas, Television and the invention and popularity of computers put an end to the Drive-In Theaters. If anyone today is interested in viewing the latest product from Hollywood, they are required to; – hire a babysitter @ 5.00 + per hour; drive to one of the Malls with Multi-Theaters; stand in line 30/40 minutes, pay as much as $40.00 – $50.00 admission; and are still not able to take advantage of the play area swings.

You decide:  Have we really “come a long way, baby?”

Demijon

Some of us can revive the good old days, in our minds, at least.    Dj.

February 28th, 2010 Posted by demijon | Uncategorized | no comments