How long the gestation period is for “having a ‘hissie fit’ ?”
Why other folks age more quickly than you?
Why there are 2,687 pairs of trousers on the rack with sizes ranging from 28 to 34 and only 5 pairs above size 40?
Why golfers yell “fore” when they are about to hit someone; Why not “five” or “eight?”
Why it only rains on the days when you’ve forgotten your umbrella?
Why the person seated behind you in a theater insists on explaining everything?
How the young man driving the car with the million dollar sound system that causes the ground to shake around you is able to ‘here anything’?
Why your stomach growls at the precise time when the ‘Preacher pauses’?
Why you are asked to wait thirty minutes for a table when there are only four customers in the restaurant?
What would happen to the “blue light specials” if there were no microphones and speakers in department stores?
Why “skycaps” are always available to help with your baggage when you arrive at an airport, but are conspicuously absent as you struggle to your car?
Why it is customary to tip an employee at a hotel for bringing you a drink but not the person who cleans your room each day?
How prices in every grocery store can be lower than their competitor?
Are there really persons hired by the fast food industry to decide that “quickburger” tastes better than “fastburger?”
Why the person driving behind you insists on passing only to turn at the next street or stop at the next light?
Why someone is sure to ask; “Did you have a flat” when they observe you changing a tire?
Why you are so excited about taking a trip and yet so relieved to return home?
Do Automobile Dealers really think we’re dumb enough to consider their “$5000.00 cash back” a gift?
If the high price of gasoline is because of crude oil costs? Where are the record-breaking profits the Oil Companies are enjoying coming from?
If a merchant advertises that they will “beat anyone’s price” and another merchant gives you something free, is the first merchant obligated to; “Pay you to take his merchandise?
I worry about things like this.
My mind works like lightning; “One brilliant flash, and it’s gone.” Dj.