How long the gestation period is, for having a “Hissie-fit;” or a “Conniption?”
Why all your former Schoolmates are ‘Wrinkled’ and ‘Gray-headed?”
Why there are 2,687 pairs of trousers on the rack; with sizes ranging from 28 to 34, and only 3 pairs above size 40? ‘And they are Puke-Green.’
Why golfers yell “fore;” when their ball is about to hit someone? Why not “five” or “eight?”
Why it only rains on the days when you’ve; “forgotten your umbrella? or washed the car?”
Why Gasoline is .55 cents cheaper at the Filling Station you just passed; (on the other side of the freeway)?
Why the person seated behind you in a theater tells you that the “Butler Done It; as soon as the curtain rises?”
Why the young man would invest. and install; “A $2,800.00 Sound System,” in an Automobile that he paid, “$150.00″ for?
Why your stomach growls at the precise time when the “Preacher pauses”?
Why you are asked to ‘wait in the Bar,’ for forty-five minutes for a table; when there are only four customers in the restaurant?
What would happen to the ‘blue light specials’? if there were no microphones or speakers in department stores?
Why Skycaps are always available to help with your baggage when you arrive at an airport; but are conspicuously absent as you struggle to your car with five (5) suitcases?
Why it is customary to tip an employee at a hotel, for bringing you a drink? but not the person who cleans your room each day?
How prices in every grocery store can be lower than their competitor?
Who the persons are who decide that Quick-burger tastes better than Fast-burger?
Why the person driving behind you insists on passing? and turns at the next street or stops at the next light?
Why someone is sure to ask, “Did you have a flat?” when they observe you ‘changing a tire’?
Why you are so excited about beginning a trip;? yet so relieved to return home?
If you stay tuned here, to get all the answers; you’re “wasting your time.” “If we knew them; we wouldn’t ask.” Dj